Naš kutak engleskog jezika

[w.a.mozart]

a i ovo je super...

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[JESSY]

maher

[w.a.mozart]

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to

present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

:cheesy:

[w.a.mozart]

She is not a BABE or a CHICK. She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER. She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY. She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT. She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB. She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND. She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED. She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She is not KINKY. She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.

She does not have a KILLER BODY. She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She is not an AIRHEAD. She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY. She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS. She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU. She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS. She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

[Милан Меденица :)]

joooj confused

[w.a.mozart]

She does not NAG YOU. She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.    confused  

[Милан Меденица :)]

She is not EASY. She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.  smej.gif smej.gif 0203_cool 4chsmu1 smej.gif

english are missionaries  :) 0110_hahaha

[šangaj]

Волфгане нема ти речник ни на један линк... куде се дену онолки речник? Познаваш ли још неки линк?

[obi-wan]

Evo jednog izvrsnog online srpsko-engleskog i englesko-srpskog recnika, sa preko 300.000 reci u bazi...

http://www.metak.com/

[šangaj]

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Evo jednog izvrsnog online srpsko-engleskog i englesko-srpskog recnika, sa preko 300.000 reci u bazi...

http://www.metak.com/

Оби, may the Force be with you

hvala

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bighugbighug      greengrin

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[šangaj]

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bighugbighug       greengrin

bliss jeeee

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после 5 секунде

после 10 секунде

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bighugbighug       greengrin

bliss jeeee

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после минуте

[w.a.mozart]

nemam ga sad na laptopu... na hardu mi je na drugom kompu... postaviću čim mogu

[šangaj]

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nemam ga sad na laptopu... na hardu mi je na drugom kompu... postaviću čim mogu

Добро де, нее зорт... мож и за недељу дана.

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