Students: Questions & Answers

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Some interactions between 5th grade students and their teacher

>TEACHER: Why are you late?

> STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

> MARIA: Here it is.

> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

> CLASS: Maria.

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> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

> TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

> TEACHER: What are you talking about?

> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

> WINNIE: Me!

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> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I '.

> MILLIE: I is.....

> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am '.

> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

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> TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

> HAROLD: A teacher.